Nescio Latinam

May. 16, 2012 at 1:58am with 11 notes

Reblogged from allofuswilllearn

Want to feel old?

Me:	OK you two, let's cut it out. You can continue flirting after school.
Boy:	But I leave right after school.
Me:	Well then call each other tonight or something.
Boy:	My phone broke.
Me:	Well, then, I don't know. Talk to each other on AIM later this evening.
Girl:	On what now?
Me:	AIM? AOL Instant Messenger?
Boy:	Is that like Netflix?
Me:	Nah, man. AOL. You've never...Oh geez.
Girl:	You be like Skypin' righ?
Me:	No, it's like...OK. So before we all had cell phones, we would get on the computer, connect to the Internet, and you could talk to people in your "buddy list" and then set up a little chat box and, I guess, type stuff to them. But not everyone was online all the time because we had to use phone lines, so you had to schedule with your friends exactly when you would be online so you could talk to them. This...this is making no sense to you is it?
Boy:	I think you be makin' this (stuff) up, Midda Fawr.

1:31am with 3 notes

Reblogged from fycatherine

(Source: fycatherine)

May. 6, 2012 at 11:19am with 4 notes

Reblogged from orchardspartan

The trick of getting to the cradle

orchardspartan:

I thought this tweet from the other day so amusing (which, of course, I retweeted) that I post it again here:

re #Julia. The Left believes in cradle to the grave assistance, it’s just sometimes really tricky making it to the cradle.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) May 4, 2012